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Total Medals Earned: 159 (From 49 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,415 Points

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Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/80 points)

First Bounce 5 Points

Bounce with a wall for the first time

First Sign 5 Points

Get the first + sign

Bouncer 10 Points

Bounce at least 5 times simultaneously

Collector 10 Points

Collect at least 80 signs

Experienced 25 Points

Achieve 5000 experience points

Tests Completed 25 Points

Finish all game tests

Cripple Cannon

Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)

Research Stage 1 Complete 5 Points

complete Research Stage 1

Research Stage 2 Complete 10 Points

complete Research Stage 2

Research Stage 3 Complete 25 Points

complete Research Stage 3

DN8

Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/250 points)

Learn to fly 5 Points

Evolve the vertical movement mutation

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Blood on your hands 25 Points

Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge

Phew, that was close 25 Points

Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge

Two Headed Freak 25 Points

Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge

Job done 50 Points

Complete the game

You're the man 100 Points

Complete all the challenges

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Doodle God

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)

Doodle Demi-God 10 Points

Unlock half the category groups.

Doodle Almost-God 10 Points

Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!

Doodle True-God 50 Points

Discover all elements.

Effective Attack

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/230 points)

Fresh Meat 5 Points

Checking out the game.

Second Lieutenant 5 Points

Reaching area 5

Captain 10 Points

Reaching area 15

First Lieutenant 10 Points

Reaching level 10

Colonel 25 Points

Playing the game for 10 minutes.

Major 25 Points

Reaching area 20

General 50 Points

Playing the game for 20 minutes

Major General 100 Points

Playing the game for 30 minutes.

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 4/44 (40/500 points)

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

endeavor

Medals Earned: 7/12 (50/115 points)

Endeavor 5 Points

Fall to the world below.

Glutton 5 Points

Collect 10 endurance fruits.

Infamous 5 Points

Kill 5 creatures.

Smell the Roses 5 Points

Touch 100 flowers.

Only the Strongest 10 Points

Max out your endurance bar.

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Antibiotic 10 Points

Kill 20 creatures.

Florist 10 Points

Touch 300 flowers.

Overachiever 10 Points

Collect 11 gems.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Escaping the Prison

Medals Earned: 2/7 (100/340 points)

Badass Ending 50 Points

Break out the badass way.

Sneaky Ending 50 Points

Break out the Sneaky Way

lol brawl reference 5 Points

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Legal Ending 25 Points

Break out the legal way.

DONUT WANT! 100 Points

...or do you?

Lots of Effort 100 Points

Find all 18 FAILs.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Flooded Village

Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/400 points)

Forest 5 Points

Water 10 trees

Grasslands 10 Points

Complete World 1

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Few Stars 10 Points

Get a total of 30 stars

Out Cold 10 Points

Complete World 2

Everything Changes 25 Points

Complete World 3

Fan Favorite 25 Points

Press the LIKE button

Fleet 25 Points

Flood 100 pirates

Many Stars 25 Points

Collect a total of 60 stars

Mushrooms Everywhere 50 Points

Complete World 4

Treasure Hunt 50 Points

Accumulate over 150,000 points

All Stars 100 Points

Collect all 90 stars in the game

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Friday: The Game

Medals Earned: 13/18 (175/385 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 5 Points

Disco inferno

DERP! 5 Points

Fail at typing

Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points

See you next FALL!

Oh Poop 5 Points

Wrong game, jackass!

Oh Poop II 5 Points

You found some poo!

Oh Poop III 5 Points

Well, at least now you fit into

Road Kill 5 Points

Fall out of the car.

Suicide 5 Points

Just like in every other text based game EVER!

Going Viral 10 Points

Based on a true story.

Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points

Just say NO !

Poop Princess 25 Points

Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!

Winaholic 25 Points

Find all 3 good endings.

Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points

Get to the party!

Cereal Killer 5 Points

What a nutty way to die!

ZAP! 5 Points

What a SHOCKING experience!

Everybody's Rushin 50 Points

Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)

Loseaholic 50 Points

Lose in every way possible.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!